Definitions by Miles Pieri

yellow fever 

Sexual obsession felt by a non-asian (Usually white, usually male) towards asians of the opposite gender. Symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, halfhearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon video's.
And I should know.

Wow, have you seen that Yumi Hasagawa? she's so hot!

Calm down man, you've got a dose of yellow fever.

yellow fever by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

minidv 

Before Mini DV it was much harder for fat, ugly, bedsore-ridden sea monsters of women and their equally disgusting and mentally disturbed partners to upload their sordid home-made porno's onto the internet.

Huzzah for miniDV

minidv by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

the fear

Along with 'No Hands' and 'Furtive' one of the mascots of the B3TA message board. A two headed furball creature that is, by way of supernatural hypnosis, able to strike terror into the hearts of the most strong willed of individuals.

notable for the reaction given upon contact:

thefearthefearthefearTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR...etc.

the fear by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

pocari sweat 

Strange, tangy supposedly 'soft' drink from Japan which, according to the blurb on the can, replaces the electrolytes lost through perspiration.
The sensation of actually drinking the stuff is like putting your tongue on the twin terminals of a 9v. battery.

Pocari Sweat is Japanese Coke to Calpis' Pepsi.

pocari sweat by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

calpis 

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.

Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.

calpis by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

white lolita

Japanese sweet derived from the classic Pocky Stick. A larger breadstick that the pocky covered in a white sort-of-chocolate substance.
Delicious, but not up to the standards of Pocky classic.

Man, I'd love to suck on a white lolita right now!

white lolita by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

turo rudi 

amazing and delicious Hungarian chocolate bar made in Hungary. Turo Rudi has a chocolate outer coating containing turo (sweet cottage cheese).
It sounds disgusting but it's incredibly addictive.
There are many variants on Turo Rudi but if you go to Hungary check out the original in it's distinctive red and white packaging.

Man, let's get on a plane to Budapest and go get us some turo rudi.

and prostitutes.

turo rudi by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004