19 definitions by Miles the Magnificent

The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.

The act of smoking marijuana to allow you to eat at a caloric surplus.

A big maine woman

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.