Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

Buy the Wall

It's a double reference to both Game of Thrones and Donald Trump's wall. Anything that we believe will provide safety evermore is a "wall". History reveals with mind boggling repetition that walls always fail. The walls of Nineveh, Carriage, Troy, Constantinople, Rome, Berlin, Jericho, Masada, Hadrian's , and China all fell and most very quickly. We know this, but in spite of this certainty we still "Buy the Wall" hoping this will be the first to work as intended. It won't.

The salesperson got her to Buy the Wall on that extended warranty.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius May 20, 2018

Flavordamned

The point at which a previously edible food item was adulterated with seasoning and becomes unrecoverable as food.

One lousy shake of lemon pepper and the cornflakes were flavordamned.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius May 28, 2016

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Sackjam

sackjam
sack•jam (plural sack•jamers)
A woman who possess or is believed to posses outstanding sexual abilities. A sexually attractive female.

I think Juice is a sackjam.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 16, 2009

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 01, 2018