Mikethegreat scouser's definitions

abase

v.t.r & refl. To humiliate or degrade someone.based on the late Latin word "bassus"

He began to abase the man behind his back.

by Mikethegreat scouser December 26, 2006

bara

An extremely fat or overweiht person, his/ her fat must jiggle when walking for them to be counted.

"Ha, you stupid fat bara, you have no friends as you are fat!"
Or infrontt of a name say james would be barajames and such.

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

fiuck

Mispelling of fuck, often put in speed chatrooms.

"Go fiuck yourself!"

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

lassisto

To perform this sexual act you must:
Tie the person up on a bunge cord,
fuck them while bouncing.

"I heard of this new fun thing, It's called lassisto, please do it with me."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

glutimus maximus

The latin word glutimus maximus means your arse.

" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006