5 definitions by Mike the Piump

Top Definition
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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Dirty Puss. One in need of a douche.
Damn bitch, you gots your stank all over my hang low!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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German for Mommy. What I call my mom.
I love my Mutti!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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Iron
"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"
by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003
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Tampon
Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!
by Mike the Piump May 19, 2003
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