Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 30, 2011
That girl is such a JMF, coming into our house and constantly complaining that our place isn't how she wants it.
by Mike the LCB May 26, 2011
The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB March 20, 2012
by Mike the LCB May 26, 2011
The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 05, 2011