Definitions by Mike Whittaked

and Tito to

A humorous addition the phrase “germane to” (relative to a subject under consideration) playing off the fact that the homonym of germane is “Jermaine” as in Jermaine Jackson brother of Tito and Michael Jackson.

Bringing up his poor personal habits is germane and Tito to why he no longer has any friends

and Tito to by Mike Whittaked February 16, 2026

Tarantula! 

Bastardization of the traditional Irish cheers “sláinte“. Most often said before consuming alcohol

Alright everyone raise your glass “Tarantula!”

Tarantula! by Mike Whittaked May 12, 2025

I have all of their albums on nothing 

A sarcastic response to a band you do not like. First coined on the Preston & Steve show

Winger is such a great band, I have all of their albums on nothing!

I have all of their albums on nothing by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025

god getting even 

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

god getting even by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

they're both written in English by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious

“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken by Mike Whittaked August 8, 2021