Definitions by Mike Truitt

popemobile 

Quite possibly the greatest automobile in since those funny looking bikes with the really big front tire. You know what I am talking about.

popemobile by Mike Truitt June 17, 2003

Hasselhoff 

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

Hasselhoff by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

133714|\||) 

The land in which all of the 1337325 live. Where nothing but numbers are spoken and video games played. This is a land of complete virginity, literally - there are only virgins

w00t!

133714|\||) by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

December 25 by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

for me to poop on 

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

for me to poop on by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Video Ho 

One of those girls who is very conservative, but then when the camera is on her, is anything but.

Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild

Video Ho by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

girls gone wild 

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

girls gone wild by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003