Red

Red is my boy

You're my boy Red!!

by Mike Truitt August 02, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 12, 2003

Nietzsche

Freidrich Nietzche, German philosopher and poet. Renouned as one of the best thinkers ever. Coined such phrases as

--God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him
--That which does not kill me only makes me stronger
--That which is done out of love takes place beyond good and evil

by Mike Truitt June 12, 2003

dang ol'

Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.

That dang ol' truck needs awashin'

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

by Mike Truitt June 15, 2003

jesus marmol

The best damn marmol there is

by Mike Truitt August 02, 2003

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

by Mike Truitt August 06, 2003