Mike Truitt's definitions

flashing

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits

Flash me for a dollar

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

devil's pillows

The worst damn kind of pillows there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

engrish

Engrish began as a racially discriminating term against asians who biologically have trouble pronunciating the "L" sound. Often times it comes out sounding like an "R". Thus engLish becomes engRish. However, it now has become more of a joke whenever there are bad translations on signs or video games...
"All your base are belong to us"
"You are teh suck"
"This guy are sick

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

by Mike Truitt July 19, 2006

Jesusville

The best damn place to live

I live in Jesusville and you do not! Na na na na na

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Final Fantasy VII

A role playing game released in 1997 by Squaresoft. Most video game enthusiest recognize this game as one of the greatest games ever, and for having one of the best, most captivating story lines ever. FF7 is recognized as bringing RPGs into the mainstream pipularity

Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003