Mike Truitt's definitions

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

devil's pillows

The worst damn kind of pillows there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

flashing

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits

Flash me for a dollar

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

Final Fantasy VII

A role playing game released in 1997 by Squaresoft. Most video game enthusiest recognize this game as one of the greatest games ever, and for having one of the best, most captivating story lines ever. FF7 is recognized as bringing RPGs into the mainstream pipularity

Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003