Mike Truitt's definitions

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

flashing

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits

Flash me for a dollar

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

devil's pillows

The worst damn kind of pillows there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

Red

Red is my boy

You're my boy Red!!

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003