Mike Truitt's definitions

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

propaganda

When a government says one thing to intentionally get the public to believe something that is mostly lies.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

jesus marmol

The best damn marmol there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003