Mike Truitt's definitions

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

jealous

The act of wanting something that someone else has

"what now bitch" clearly is jealous of most people due to the fact that they have an IQ greater than their age.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of one robot eating another robot.

Latin roots.

If Jeffery Dohmer was a robot, he would be a mechanabalist.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Final Fantasy VII

A role playing game released in 1997 by Squaresoft. Most video game enthusiest recognize this game as one of the greatest games ever, and for having one of the best, most captivating story lines ever. FF7 is recognized as bringing RPGs into the mainstream pipularity

Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003