Definitions by Mike Johnson

Freshie 

A sexy 18-21 year old women. Mostly used for 18 year olds.

My boy Alitos pulles freshies from the local high school .

Freshie by Mike Johnson November 12, 2017

takin the dog for a walk 

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

takin the dog for a walk by mike johnson March 10, 2005

hecka 

The hella for those who don't want to say the word hell.

I can't say heck be cause it's hecka bad mojo, and I'll go to heck because my preacher said that Gosh told him so.

hecka by Mike Johnson February 12, 2004

caveman senses 

When someone who is beastly and has a beard or comes from caveman descent has the ability to know when trouble is coming but isn't smart enough to react to it.

Justin Feher's caveman senses went off but he was unable to avoid the emeril shot he took.

caveman senses by Mike Johnson January 14, 2004

yokozuna

When someone proceeds to jump or sit on an unexpected victims face ass first. A hairy ass is prefered in this process.

I planned to yokozuna Justin Feher's face but his caveman senses went off. So I emeriled him and ran like a motha fucker. He McGyvered a club together and proceed to get his swamp donkey sister.

yokozuna by Mike Johnson January 14, 2004

kaiman 

A man with a 14 inch penis, used in the bibele in jacob3:16















































Narf Dangit Kinky Mom?

kaiman by Mike johnson March 31, 2003