Definitions by Mike Fleming's fresh cream

Ottoman Empire 

Whenever a male simps so hard for a female he let's her use him as a footstool.

Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.

Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."

Guy 2: "Right?"

Ottoman Empire by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024

Urbtard

Whenever a horny male simps for a female by creating an Urban Dictionary definition about the girl by name or by mentioning them.

Landyn created an new definition for Alexis in the Urban Dictionary, he's such an Urbtard.

There are too many Urbtards in the Urban Dictionary.

Urbtard by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024

Calcium Daydream 

When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.

John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.

"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."

Calcium Daydream by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024