John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 06, 2024
Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.
Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."
Guy 2: "Right?"
Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."
Guy 2: "Right?"
by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 06, 2024
Whenever a horny male simps for a female by creating an Urban Dictionary definition about the girl by name or by mentioning them.
Landyn created an new definition for Alexis in the Urban Dictionary, he's such an Urbtard.
There are too many Urbtards in the Urban Dictionary.
There are too many Urbtards in the Urban Dictionary.
by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 06, 2024