Definitions by Mike Daly

résumé fuck 

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

résumé fuck by Mike Daly April 11, 2008

jagette 

female jag. see 4th definition

that woman never stops complaining, what a jagette

jagette by Mike Daly August 3, 2005

boofed

extremely drunk, derived from the boof box of beer from milwaukee, which was a ton of beer at an insanely low price. usually coincides with stumbling and vomitting.

I drank a pint of vodka, I'm fucking boofed.

boofed by Mike Daly July 29, 2005

Jello Nigga 

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

Jello Nigga by Mike Daly July 21, 2005