Definitions by Mike D.

grocery shopping 

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

grocery shopping by Mike D. March 25, 2005

surf-learn 

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.

Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.

surf-learn by Mike D. January 17, 2005

Suhaib 

Long armed, water resistant haired, deep voiced, ecstacy using, car crashing, egyption bastard.

While my Suhaib was rolling he crashed his celica into a pyramid.

Suhaib by Mike D. June 14, 2004

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

heafer by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heaforous

getto-fied; retarted; gay; just plain dumb, fat, or outrageous.

You are very heaforous

heaforous by Mike D. December 15, 2003

the Heafer 

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

the Heafer by Mike D. December 15, 2003

hoang 

One who's mom is like a brick. Flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.

Hoang HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hoang by Mike D. December 15, 2003