Mike 's definitions

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003

Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

by Mike April 24, 2005

Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

wog

A person of ethnic minority. Usually black skinned. Nice and insulting!

Also Jungle Bunny, Spear Chucker, Coon, Nigger, Black bastard etc etc

Christ, did you see the news last night? They're letting even more wogs into the country!

by Mike June 10, 2006

lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.

Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.

by Mike December 25, 2003

fo rizzle

Snoop Dogg's way of saying "for real"

guy #1: Did you hear that Saddam was captured?
guy #2: Fo rizzle?
guy #1: Fo rizzle!

by Mike January 4, 2004