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909er

poor white trash, wears wife beaters, drives a lifted truck thats so beat up it hardly runs, tobacco under his lip , smokes unfiltered camels, loves nascar. the lowest of the low, cheapest of the cheap.
jimbo is a 909er
by mike February 16, 2004
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Mulie

Western Australian slang term for the "Southern Blue Pilchard", a small fish roughly 5-6 inches in length and commonly sold in large frozen blocks and used as bait by anglers, especially those fishing for tailor.
I went down to the tackle shop and bought a block of Mulies for bait.
by Mike January 26, 2004
mugGet the Muliemug.

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.
In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.
by Mike June 12, 2004
mugGet the crossing swordsmug.

hot topic

A store where psuedo-punks/goths go buy their identity. I mean, clothes. Watch out, those kids that shop at Hot Topic sure are rebellious, I mean, what can be more rebellious than feeding a multi-million dollar company by buying a crapy overpriced Good Charlotte shirt to look different like everyone else? Buying a GG Allen shirt from some run down, fishy looking store owned by some shady looking dude? Nah.
You guys! I just bought this shirt with a pentagram on it! Isn't it cool! Daddy wouldn't let me buy it with his credit card, but since I'm so rebellious I stole it from him! Probation, here I come! I mean... The darkness that is my soul craved the dark energy emitted from this shirt showing my love for my dark lord. Yeah.
by Mike April 28, 2004
mugGet the hot topicmug.

Cherry popper

someone that sucks a mans dick til he blows his load in her mouth
by Mike December 6, 2003
mugGet the Cherry poppermug.

sawbuck

A ten-dollar bill.
Slap me a sawbuck and I'll get us some beers, fella.
by Mike January 19, 2003
mugGet the sawbuckmug.

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.
"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."
by Mike November 27, 2003
mugGet the beer larrinessmug.

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