Mike 's definitions

WTF

Acronym for 'What the fuck'. Usually expresses...1: Confusion or 2: Anger.

"wtf was that/"

"dude wtf r u doing!?!?1"

by Mike December 7, 2003

Muffugga

bit you know what it means... hell yeah muffugga...

i'll example your ass... muffugga..

by mike November 11, 2003

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

by mike December 25, 2004

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004