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Halo 2

Halo 2's features are clearly advertised, duel wielding! X-box live!, destructable vehicles! But once you get the game you pretty much know what it has(not the storyline, the features).

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
you know it's true, Half Life 2 greatness is too difficult to describe
by Mike February 16, 2005
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squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.
Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)
by Mike January 21, 2004
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Camp Longhorn

heaven...hallie will always be with us there
by mike December 23, 2004
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el cuycuy

mira, el cuycuy!(if you are bilingually impaired, this means "oh shit the mexican boogie man!")
by mike January 8, 2005
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DUFF

Designated Ugly Fat Friend/Designated Ugly Fat Fuck/Dumb Ugly Fat Friend

The infameous beer that Homer Simpson drinks on The Simpsons

a teenage pop star who has some talent but is over shadowed for being a "poseur"
That girl is a TOTAL DUFF

Homer Simpson always drinks Duff beer.

Hilary Duff is alright but everyone calls her a "poseur"
by Mike December 28, 2005
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scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash
her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets
by mike November 10, 2004
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Dunkin' Donuts

Where cops hangout and eat donuts
Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again
by Mike April 20, 2004
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