Sarbian

noun;(CRB)a rare and endangered species with characteristics including large cranium, loud voice, sometimes sophisticated vocabulary, and can occasionally be found passed out behind the wheel of a really nice white car in the center divide regions of clairemont.

A Sarbian can often be found blerting out gestures like, "Hey Pillow Biter!".

by Mike June 16, 2003

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 08, 2006

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

panties

sexy underwear that girls wear that is lacy thongs & g-strings are types of this underwear

On Valentines Day my girl was wear the most sexiest pair of panites that I've ever seen.

by Mike February 17, 2004

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

ultrahex

A stupid canadian that hacks into peoples computers for fun.

ultrahex is a stupid canadian that hacks into computers.

by Mike December 22, 2004