Mike's definitions

chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

by Mike January 28, 2004

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.

2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!

by mike December 2, 2004

beer, tits, and slayer

See rock out with your cock out.

by Mike August 26, 2003

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.

In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.

by Mike March 30, 2008