Mike's definitions

the jury is still out

the period of time between sessions with a female, usually a 20 minute power-nap

she wanted to go again but to my disgrace the jury was still out

by Mike January 10, 2004

JEWREAN

korean/jew
worst racist insault towards korean

lee, park, song are fucking jewreans

by mike March 3, 2007

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

tonguefusion

a fusion of languages in a literary work.

James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" is a perfect example of tonguefusion.

by Mike March 30, 2008

bird

synonym for middle finger
middle finger

"Dude, that old lady just gave you the bird!"

by mike September 26, 2004

pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark

Hey Robert, pet my poopie

by mike March 16, 2003