Miguel's definitions

Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

by Miguel June 23, 2003

Litany

When someone, especially a girl - rambles on about nothing, self-impressed with her cleverness and wit.

Damn, Litany - shut the hell up.

by Miguel February 25, 2005

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003

summer Teeth

Some are here some are there.

Some are here some are there

by Miguel November 24, 2003

South Central

slang for genitals and/or balls

girl: im gonna kick you in your south central

guy: what?

guy: EEEEEEEK

by Miguel July 18, 2004

Trog Train

Common to Northern Arizona, this occurs when when several cars full of drunken indians drive home from the bar. The least drunk drives first, and the rest follow the first. The first trog may also blow into an empty whiskey bottle to make a fake train noise, "woot, woot"

Dude, watch out for that Trog Train, this is a two lane highway!

by Miguel March 21, 2006

ruba

A young lad, of British descent. Goes to maine every weekend. Makes faces of comical caliber.

Let's go rob Ruba's house, his door is always open.

by Miguel March 25, 2004