Mami

A playful name for this thicccccc Latina bitch you met your freshman and fucked the shit out of

Damn Mami you looking good. DTF?

by Middle aged middle white male November 07, 2018

Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.

"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"

by Middle aged middle white male November 08, 2018

Carpet Burn

When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.

"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."

by Middle aged middle white male November 08, 2018

Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.

Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”

by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020

Butt thumb

When you're fucking a chick minding your own business and a bitch sticks her thumb up your ass, so you slap the shit out of her and throw her nasty ass to the curb.

"That girl's hot but she tried to give me butt thumb,and now I might be gay"

by Middle aged middle white male November 07, 2018

Talking

A series of intimate conversations between two parties in which it is apparent either with or without verbal confirmation that each has a unique interest in the other.

Girl: Hey did you hear, Tommy Lee and Susan Collins are talking?
Guy: Nah I heard hes just tryna get head

by Middle aged middle white male January 17, 2019

Road head

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

by Middle aged middle white male November 07, 2018