Definitions by Microwaved Fork

xXusernameXx 

The coolest template for creating a username, asserting domincance in any server you join. Other varients include xX_username_Xx or XxusernamexX.

Coolboy47: Damn I wish I was as cool as xXCoolboyXx
xXCoolboy47Xx: *sunglasses reaction* Its thanks to this awesome definition on urbandictionary, xXusernameXx

xXusernameXx by Microwaved Fork August 15, 2021

Penis Popper 

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

Penis Popper by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021

Green Bees

Bees that are green.

*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…

Green Bees by Microwaved Fork July 30, 2021

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

consupulate 

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

consupulate by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021