Rocky Road

a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.

Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!

by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009

Smut Pedoler

a convicted sex offender on a constant pursuit for a Smut Pedaller in the neighborhood.

did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?

yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

kuma sutra

a discontinued 80's B movie that Roddy Piper was going to star in instead of Hell Comes To Frogtown

i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.

tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.

by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009

McCleaning

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.

i haven't had a bowel movement in 4 days.

i need some exlax..

dude you need a McCleaning!!

by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009