a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.
i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.
Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009