Mickey's definitions

peppermint bon bon

What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average.
Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose").
All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.

How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?

by Mickey March 2, 2004

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006

eischen

Overtly feminine man who enjoys shoes and gay sex in movie theaters. usually has a first name of Ken, Ryan, Lyle, Bruce, Sergio, or Sebastian.

Ryan Eischen drank the last Slim-Fast?! Fuck!!

by mickey July 16, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....

I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....

by Mickey October 9, 2004

ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

by Mickey December 27, 2005

scrimblies

Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.

by Mickey January 31, 2005

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004