Mickey's definitions

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006

homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.

Lookin good Holmes!

by mickey July 30, 2003

snout

North Irish colloquialism for policeman

The snouts took him

by Mickey June 11, 2003

eischen

Overtly feminine man who enjoys shoes and gay sex in movie theaters. usually has a first name of Ken, Ryan, Lyle, Bruce, Sergio, or Sebastian.

Ryan Eischen drank the last Slim-Fast?! Fuck!!

by mickey July 16, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....

I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....

by Mickey October 9, 2004

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004