Mickey's definitions

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 8, 2005

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

jazz kid/s

Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.

"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"

by mickey November 23, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....

I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....

by Mickey October 9, 2004

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

by mickey July 23, 2004