Mickey's definitions

b.m.w.

Bart Muni & Walking

How most of us get around in San Francisco.

While in the bay area, I travel by bmw.

by Mickey November 23, 2003

queen

A rock band-first band to ever write a song about girls with fat asses (fat bottomed girls) and wrote first song over 5 minutes to ever top the charts (bohemian rhapsody)

I like Queen

by Mickey March 1, 2004

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

by mickey July 23, 2004

snout

North Irish colloquialism for policeman

The snouts took him

by Mickey June 11, 2003

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

by mickey July 23, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Well,you can believe what ever you want about the jellys....just b/c someone snaps it of does't mean you have to...nobodys making you believe in them!!
At my highschool we just joke around about it..if someone snaps it of we are all like oh yea we will soooo do that tonight..doesn't mean we are going to.
I wear them all the time, it is just sorta a cool thing now. It is funn to just joke around about it....If someone wants to use the meanings that is there business and you should not critisize them about it. They just wanna have fun.
So about back to the thing about beleiving in them or not....jus b/c little kids were them does not mean that they have to go along with what people think the def. is.....

I don't think that little kids should know about the meanings
my b.f's little sister:
" I have seen those bracelets before, the green one means: outdoor "S"
and the purple one means: anal"
*I tryed not to laugh
Her mom got pissed off...and now they are banned from her school....

by Mickey October 9, 2004