muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

by Mick May 13, 2005

bejaysus

Term of exclamation used by many inhabitants of rural ireland

Bejaysus that was a mighty feed woman!

by Mick April 18, 2005

rocket science

The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.

"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".

by Mick October 15, 2004

toe cheese

toe cheese(correct pronunskiation-tow cheez). Toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. Is usually made up of sock lint.

For example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.

by Mick February 12, 2004

clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

by Mick April 18, 2005

edging

When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.

I’ve been wanking for hours and edging, man my balls ache real bad.

by Mick April 12, 2004

ded

dead, gone.

"You are D-E-D, ded!"

by Mick July 22, 2003