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Jerk that off you

When you want to borrow or take something from someone.

You: Yo my boy let me jerk that off you
My Boy: Here I got you
You: Thanks cuzzy

by Michael Glen March 11, 2026

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Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

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Joey Jiggles

Your such a Joey Jiggles

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

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Charles Smolka

Yo gurt your a Charles Smolka

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

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Shplizzle

Subsitute for any curse words

Yo gurt what the shplizzle

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

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