Definitions by Michael Glen

Jerk that off you

When you want to borrow or take something from someone.

You: Yo my boy let me jerk that off you
My Boy: Here I got you
You: Thanks cuzzy

Jerk that off you by Michael Glen March 11, 2026

Chris Neville 

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

Chris Neville by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

Joey Jiggles 

Cutie Patootie

Your such a Joey Jiggles

Joey Jiggles by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

Charles Smolka 

Bum

Yo gurt your a Charles Smolka

Charles Smolka by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

Shplizzle

Subsitute for any curse words

Yo gurt what the shplizzle

Shplizzle by Michael Glen June 5, 2025