Definitions by Michael F.

kite 

device used in certain weather to keep families entertained for hours.

Lets go fly a kite...and never leave the ground

kite by Michael F. February 13, 2006

Jessica Simpson Syndrome 

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

Jessica Simpson Syndrome by Michael F. January 31, 2005

life 

(see conspiracy)

(see above)

life by Michael F. December 23, 2003

password 

something that's better off if nobody knows about except for whomever posseses it.

A password is like underwear; no one should know you don't have it.

password by Michael F. December 23, 2003

orange 

an orange fruit.

that orange is orange.

orange by Michael F. December 23, 2003