Definitions by Michael Cohen61

Big Bitch

In western Massachusetts, a piece of sh*t car or truck that takes all your money to keep it running. Similar to a Hooptie.

“My Big Bitch took 2k from me this weekend because she needed new brakes.” Or “My Big Bitch is being high maintenance so I am eating PB&J with Ramen noodles.”

Big Bitch by Michael Cohen61 June 21, 2026

Big Bitch

In western Massachusetts, a piece of sh*t car or truck that takes all your money to keep it running. Similar to a Hooptie.

“My Big Bitch took 2k from me this weekend because she needed new brakes.” Or “My Big Bitch is being high maintenance so I am eating PB&J with Ramen noodles.”

Big Bitch by Michael Cohen61 June 21, 2026

Tuna Canoe 

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.

Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.

Tuna Canoe by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021