Michael Carter Williams's definitions

cheeto

a baseball thrown or hit hard as fuck

Gerrit Cole throws cheetos

by Michael Carter Williams March 10, 2022

North Dakotan Dropkick

The toughest kick in the world. This kick will send you flying to North Dakota from anywhere on Earth. If someone hits you with a North Dakotan Dropkick, expect war to ensue.

Alex just got North Dakotan Dropkicked to North Dakota. He is gathering troops to invade Freddy as of now.

by Michael Carter Williams February 1, 2022

lemon drop top pop

When you pee in a cup, freeze it, and then make it into a popsicle.

Alex just made and sucked on a lemon drop top pop

by Michael Carter Williams February 11, 2022