Michael, from Maudlin High's definitions

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017

swolo

The act of going to the gym without your usual workout buddy/buddies.

"Billy just canceled on me, I guess I'm going swolo tonight."

by Michael, from Maudlin High March 8, 2015