Mic's definitions

guano

Bat fecies.

I had to clean some guano of my car.

by mic March 16, 2003

whitecabbage

The gayest assitant principal in the world. All the kids at our school hate em. No one likes him. I dont know how you can walk around our school and the kids laugh at him. He is an ass and needs 2 b fired.
IF YOUR WITH ME SAY FUCK MR. WHITECABBAGE!

When Mr. Whitecabbage walked up to the mic at an awards cerimony, the whole school booed him. Plus the teachers use him as a threat because no one likes him therefore he doestn like you. so he will give you a big punishment

by Mic August 5, 2004

Slush Fund

A secret stash of money usally used for the most part in emergencies only.

I used my locker to hold my slush fund not my books.

by Mic February 9, 2004

doggy doo

A fresh batch of moist doggy doo

ummm... thats some tasty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004

A-T-T-I-C

a childhood joke that pervertied little kids play on inicent little kids. They will tell you to look down your shirt and spell out attic. You then say A-T-T-I-C. How wrong

johnny: Hey Bill, look down your shirt and spell attic.
Bill: ok (looks down shirt) A-T-T-I-C
Johnny and friends: haha bill's a weirdo

by Mic August 5, 2004

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

bitom

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

by Mic August 5, 2004