3 definition by Mia Khalifa and the BBC

Top Definition

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

Absolutely stunning 63ft long horse cock 10/10 personality and would definitely fuck again

Girl: I fucked Kerr Patterson last night
Other girl: YOU ARE SO LUCKY

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Someone who’s dick is less than 1mm

Girl: I almost had sex with this guy last night but he was an Aidan Bradley.
Other Girl: OMG that sucks