MiKe's definitions

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 3, 2003

HBDD

as a noun: describes one's significant other. IM-ese; short for Honey-Bunch Darling Dearest. Often used sarcastically. Coined by user Rome on www.someidiot.com in August, 2003.

I wanted to buy a new boat, and HBDD was all for it, provided I move out with it.

by Mike December 8, 2003

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 25, 2003

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

Mercy High School - Rochester NY

All girls catholic high school in Roc city (brother school: MCQ)- you can bet most of the girls come from probably Pittsford, Penfield, or Webster. It wouldn't be uncommon for one to pull a hundred dollar bill out of their wallet..and that would probably be the least amount of cash they'd have on them. The school's known for their sports, especially Soccer (a cult which is known as AJAX..), Softball, and Basketball(they breed their athletes...), as well as its "college-prep" (for parties that is..., although others may interpret that as going IVY). The girls at Mercy definitely known how to party...

"A mercy girl...every guy should have one"

by Mike April 2, 2005

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.

Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?

by Mike January 6, 2005

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004