greddly

lancashire student slang
means good, great, Cool and anything else positive.

Aww man thats Greddly

by mike January 05, 2004

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

session

a group of people smoking up

"yo lets run a session"

by mike December 15, 2003

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 01, 2003

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 06, 2004