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Definitions by MiKe

Secondary Screening Security Selectee at Airports. It means you have to go through extensive security because of pre-determined criteria.
I was SSSSed today because I bought a one-way ticket. Now I have to go through extra security.
SSSS by Mike May 13, 2005
Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...
Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!
slayed by Mike May 13, 2005

pooptube 

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.
keep your finger out of my pooptube.
pooptube by Mike May 13, 2005
WAX
1.when you jizz on a gurls pants then you both end up passing out when you wake up the next morning stagnent jizz on her pants
2. thing that cavemen used to lite cave
3. stuff you put on a car to make like shiny
4. flying disks aka records
1. "damn Mike the water isnt coming off my pants with water" mike "come on gurl dont be mad you wont worry about the sain on your pants if you take them off again"
2. "damn cavemen you shouldnt of had cieling lights its like dodging burning rain down here"
3. "dude if you put enough wax on your car during a sunny day you can cause an acedent on the road"
4. dude game over wax broke and theres a piece in my leg,,, dude wtf wtf that was my vanilla ice record" other dude "man vanilla ice record damn theres only like 2 left everyone else makes an effort to get rid of shit from there house" dude with shit in his leg "dude really my leg is fucking gushing and you spent 30 seconds making a dumb joke ... ill see you in hell" then he flat lines
wax by mike May 13, 2005
A caucasian indivdual not resembling the standardized color, "white". Thus, resembling a shade known to many as, khaki.
Im not white! Im khaki bitch!!
khaki by mike May 13, 2005
A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.
Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.
Douv by Mike May 13, 2005
he had a kickass dooma
dooma by mike May 13, 2005