MiKe's definitions

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time

Paris Hilton is a Bukkake Warrior

by mike April 11, 2005

breene

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

UCF

A drinking school with a football problem.

I go to UCF, I'm drunk.

by Mike November 20, 2004

SSSS

Secondary Screening Security Selectee at Airports. It means you have to go through extensive security because of pre-determined criteria.

I was SSSSed today because I bought a one-way ticket. Now I have to go through extra security.

by Mike May 13, 2005