MiKe's definitions

909er

poor white trash, wears wife beaters, drives a lifted truck thats so beat up it hardly runs, tobacco under his lip , smokes unfiltered camels, loves nascar. the lowest of the low, cheapest of the cheap.

jimbo is a 909er

by mike February 16, 2004

funked out

1. to dress down but still look great!

2. to dress so that something that would normally look bad looks good

3. anything taken to the extreme having a positive effect

Her dress was funked out!

by Mike March 12, 2004

Tax

referrs to ones genitalia.

Oi! skank show us ya Tax....Eeeeeew! look at that slop...get this bitch a fucking drip tray!

by Mike June 11, 2004

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

Juggalos

2 and 3 suck my nuts

don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

2 and 3 are fucknutz

by MIKE February 9, 2005

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 7, 2003

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003