MiKe's definitions

tap

tap means (besides "tap that ass")any verb! instead of can you hand me that... can you tap me that...

can you tap me that pen please?

by Mike November 6, 2004

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 7, 2003

chunkage

Vomit, barf

Garth: WHOA!! WHOA!! I'M GONNA HURL!! (pause) Whoo, chunkage contained...

by Mike January 18, 2004

super aids

a new form of aids that is stronger then the previous form hence the term super aids

1: gina has super aids
2: super aids? how that different from regular aids?
1: idk, alls i know is you cant throw a t.v. at her to fix it

by mike February 24, 2005

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

Fringe

A word to describe a person with elite skills and abilities.

Woah, dude! Yo mom was the fringe in bed last night.

by Mike March 15, 2004