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Definitions by MetallilbangeR

the killers 

the killers may be a talented band, but their style sucks. its lame as hell. the killers is pansy music. sorry, you little bitches.
the killers suck
YOU KNOW ITS SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!
Person 1: i luv the killers!!!!

Person 2: shut the fuck up!!!!!
the killers by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
kick ass metal band.
R.I.P. dimebag.
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Cowboys From Hell
is there no standard anymore?what it takes, who i am, where ive been, belong.
you cant be something youre not, be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me. a lesson learned in life, known from the dawn of time. re - spect, walk, what did you say? are you talkin to me??
pantera by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.
a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!
damage plan by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.
person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?
slipknot by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

megadeth 

yes dave mustaine is a talented musician, but he's a selfish, inconsiderate jerk. he was kicked out of MetallicA because of his drug problems, and cause he's a jerk, and cuase kirk is better. if mustaine never existed, there still would be a metallica becuase it was started by lars, not dave. megadeth is not as heavy or as good as metallica, and definately not as good as slayer. dave hates them both because he jealous that theyre better than him. he is just a puppet and drugs are his masters. so shsut the fuck up you megaidiots.
megadeth by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

kirk hammet 

a very talented guitarist from the very great band MetallicA. he is one of the best guitarists, but definately not THE best guitarist. the best guitarist is of course jimi hendrix, duh. and he is definately better than dave mustaine, who was kicked out of metallica because of his drug problems, and because he's an asshole. yes i know kirk hammet is over rated. he is rated on a scale from 1 to ten (ten being the best) as a 12, but in reality he is actually only an 11.
kirk hammet by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

killswitch engage 

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!
person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.