american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR April 24, 2005

master of puppets

the song is about DAVE MUSTAINES drug addiction. if you dont know who mustaine is, youre an idiot.

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black sabbath created metal, metallica perfected it.

MetallicA was god
they are the metalligod that failed,
since they suck now
ITS SAD BUT TRUE

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005

the thing that should not be

a kick ass song by METALLICA. it was made in their good days before they sold out.

master of puppets is the best album

by MetallilbangeR April 08, 2005

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.

person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 14, 2005

Anti-Avril

i person that dislikes avril cause she's a poser lil bitch, such as myself

i hate avril cause she's a poser ass bitch, and i dont even listen to punk music.

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005