Daniel

A sociopath who wants his college roommate to commit suicide so he can pass the semester without putting in any of the work.

Random guy:Daniel this is the sixth time!
Daniel: dude a couple more times and I graduate.

by Mercxulus May 07, 2020

Nick

A redditor

Guy: Hey where's Nick.
Not Nick: Probably on reddit getting new memes.
Nick: Ha Ha poopy funny poopy
Not Nick: told ya

by Mercxulus October 12, 2020