Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Special-Needs

The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist

Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Weak Chin

Anyone who has anything resembling the thing that isn't on the bottom half of Leafy's face has little to no chin

"Weak Chin"-CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHIN CHEREE, NO CHIN IS LUCKY, AS LUCKY CAN BE

by MemesNotMorons February 10, 2017

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

The Laugher

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.

Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017