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Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ's definitions

Simp

this is what you say when you want to suck and inhale someone man power or man puss. meaning sperm or cum after sucking their dick and making them orgasm and the man with good taste cum taste very good and only like good girls do it and not sluts who been with everyone. to suck and inhale man power or man puss.
you a simp.
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It

This is what you call a baby or a homosexual of LGBT community when you can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl. Rather male or female. Because they make their self look appealing to the sex they want to be with. You don’t say they because they means more than one. And this way of using it does not mean a thing like most people imply.
It’s so happy about this cookie sale. I cant take the chance of this being a male looking like a girl so I’ll pass on it. And not even going to ask to offend.
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The true Carpool

This is when everyone is at a public event. Beach. Park or a concert where you can park your car at like it’s a drive in movie. And some love pick up trucks to be standing up on back part or cuddle in the back part and anyway this is when everyone plays the same song on their phone connected to radio exactly to feel the vibrations rhythm coming together and it can’t be off at all. So typically we set it on a timer on a official time like 9pm and everyone starts playing exactly at 9pm it’s really the most amazing experience ever for parties.
The true Carpool. why they keep messing up all these great words with lame shit ?
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Due Process

this is nothing but an escape clause in all legal proceedings so criminals have an absolute guaranteed way out of all crimes if they know how to work the system...with this technology and new age everything could be instant and this is why it's not. because no one would get away and criminals are ruling the world...you can't start no business without lots of blood money. and cheap workers or slave workers who you don't have to pay. thats why little business new small business can't ever succeed legitimately
Due process and the court system so faulty every innocent person who try to go through all this would get lock up no matter how good they are. forever too
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hunny

someone you in a relationship with and your sweet on. must be opposite sex/gender
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secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded
we kept our love a secret. secret love.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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out of pocket

if an employee does something wrong like mess up a customer order, he goes out of his own pocket and pay something extra for their inconvenience of messing up their order, having to wait for a new order, wasting their time coming back and gas money. and being late for where ever they go. customers may not know this, thinking the company does this, but this is just a nice worker trying to make up for his mistake. probably new worker too.
i paid out of pocket because they didn't have enough money for their food, and ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGIHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL BLESS me, to bless others. especially when that little girl wanted that treat her mother couldn't afford.
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