A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
The most famously incredible, hot, gorgeous, talented man you will ever meet. He makes the most interesting man in the world seem dull. Sometimes people forget how to walk and fall on their face when first seeing an Ashhar. Dangerously good looking. Like break your nose on the pavement... good looking.
by Megalomaniac May 28, 2017
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.
Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!
Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!
Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.
Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.
Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.
Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.
Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.
Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.
by Megalomaniac October 23, 2005
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005