came up

When you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it. Usually sold afterward.

me: Wanna buy an iPod?
guy: Where'd you get it at?
me: Just came up on it!

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

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drug slut

anyone who has basically fucked with every kind of drug

guy 1: Arthur has smoked weed, crack, meth, and even sniffed coke.
guy 2: what a drug slut

by mega millions May 23, 2009

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breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

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pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

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if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

by Mega Millions August 10, 2010

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