Red Diamond

An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.
I love when she sits that red diamond on my face
by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020
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SIILF

I have no idea why Tom married Sarah. She's such a dog. I don't get it. All three of her sisters are SIILFs.
by Mega Hemroids October 01, 2017
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Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Unda Oafh

Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.
Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!

Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 07, 2020
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Tiny Rick

Vern Troyer was a Tiny Rick!!!!
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
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Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.
Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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