Mega Hemroids's definitions
Detroit heat is the act of tongue punching your partners fart box while they are experiencing particularly hot and steamy gas, usually brought on by Detroit style Coney Dogs.
After the coney eating contest I tried Detroit heat on Allison.....I burned my mouth so bad I had to use orajel and preparation H on my tongue.
by Mega Hemroids January 12, 2016
Get the detroit heatmug. A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Spring Showermug. Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021
Get the Shit House Poliomug. To be a Cadillac is to be a former high benchmark. Often times this may also define the low point between ones former glory and their comeback.
Roy Orbison was quite the Cadillac in the 70’s but he REALLY made one hell of a comeback before he died in 88’.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Cadillacmug. A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Greenmug. Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Wisconsin Double Stuffedmug. An obese lot lizzard.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
Get the Parking Penguinmug.