Mega Hemroids's definitions

Mixed Rice

Mixed Rice is an attractive woman who is crossed between at least two unlikely ethnicities of rice eating origin. (This strictly excludes America, Canada and the British isles,) Often as bizarre as they are beautiful, 2022’s most popular breeds are Vietnamese/Mexican and South Korean/Greek.

Charlene Nguyen Ramos is one fine ass mixed rice.

by Mega Hemroids March 7, 2022

Pearl Harbor

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.

Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.

by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

Good Humor

The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.

Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.

After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

Green

A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.

Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019