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detroit heat

Detroit heat is the act of tongue punching your partners fart box while they are experiencing particularly hot and steamy gas, usually brought on by Detroit style Coney Dogs.
After the coney eating contest I tried Detroit heat on Allison.....I burned my mouth so bad I had to use orajel and preparation H on my tongue.
by Mega Hemroids January 12, 2016
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Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023
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Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Joobs

You ever suck Monica Lewinski’s Joobs?
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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Luma Luma

A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.
Sanjay’s dad is a lil luma luma.
by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022
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