Definitions by Mega Hemroids

California Omelette 

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

California Omelette by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Wisconsin Double Stuffed 

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

Wisconsin Double Stuffed by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Montana Cheeseball 

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

Montana Cheeseball by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Pepsi 

To be Pepsi is to be anything other than white. Literally EVERY stereotype but white. Greasy Mexican. Slimy Jew. Ghetto Black. Filthy Arab. Mafia Italian. Stupid Polak. Cheese eating surrender monkey French. Bat eating Chinaman. ANYTHING but white.

Ho 1. “Damn girl , I heard Kaylonni’s big white ass pregnant again.”

Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”

Pepsi by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021

Afri-Cola 

The 2021 anti white movement started by Coke Cola per their “Stop being so white” campaign.

Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!

Afri-Cola by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021

Shit shivers 

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.

Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.

Shit shivers by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021

Cinnamon Ring 

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.

Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?

Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.

Cinnamon Ring by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021