Shaker Cans

Metal Cans filled with washers, pennies, nuts, bolts and any metalic bits left backstage at Knotts Berry Farm. Used by Monsters to create small stampedes of frightened visitors.
"That monster just startled me with his shaker cans."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Puppygaurd

1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.
I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.
by meatwhistle June 08, 2010
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FISHY

A word used by some monsters to frighten and confuse guests at Halloween Haunt.
"hey Sarah"
"yes James?"
"You want to go watch the hanging over in..."
"FISHY!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Halloween Haunt

The worlds largest and most successful halloween themed event. It takes place during the month of october at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. While there you can expect to be startled but not touched by Costumed people brandishing metal noise makers called "shaker cans" and ghouls with knee pads zooming towards you at high speeds screaming "FISHY!!!"

While there be sure to drink Berry Punch

also see Knotts Scary Farm
"I went to Halloween Haunt last night and and shit myself. omg."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Knotts Berry Farm

"Lets go to Knotts Berry Farm."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.
My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.
by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle June 26, 2007
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