Meadow Soprano's definitions

food baby

when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant

Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

beard

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

high maintenance friend

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone

S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

A Better Place

a "place" where people claim to be when they have left emotional baggage behind; whether this is true or not is only shown by their behavior

After years of therapy and reading self help books, he claimed that he was in A Better Place, but his actions showed that this was not the case

by Meadow Soprano October 2, 2005

tempthentic

the inability to maintain being your authentic self for any significant length of time

Steve would always apologize for his horrific behavior and and would confess "deep dark secrets", but within days returned to his lying and manipulative ways......

by Meadow Soprano August 30, 2005